For real Eleetness, use Unicode!

32 bits of real eleet unreadability (of course, you need a Unicode-aware browser)
(reload to get a new fortune)
(after greatly reducing the fun, Mozilla seems to display most of it)

Eхɕҿʃʃ ༠ռ ѳᑦᑦӑѕᛧ˚ɲ ɩˢ ӗхһᛧⅼӑrɑtℹռց.  Іt ҏʳɐᘁentʃ ₥०ⅆɐʳӓtⅰоɳ ʕɼɵɱ aсqцᛧrιnց ʈᏂe Ԁєaᖙѐɳ༐nҁ ёʄʄɚсʈ of ɒ ҺаᘤᎥϯ᠊ ﹣‒ ฝ⋅ ៜσɱѐɼʂℯt നɑʊɠһa₥