For real Eleetness, use Unicode!

32 bits of real eleet unreadability (of course, you need a Unicode-aware browser)
(reload to get a new fortune)
(after greatly reducing the fun, Mozilla seems to display most of it)

Ҫҽๅєᔥtϊɑɺ ռɑν༏ցаtіѻη ɩˢ ҍɑʂeᑻ όɲ ʈʰё ҏɼё₥Ꭵʃɚ tℎɒʈ ϯɦℯ ЀɐѓʈҺ is ʈႹӗ ҫeռtҿɾ σʕ thɛ սnїކҽʳʃℯ܂  ⊤hє ҏɾɚɱіˢɛ ༐ʃ ɯʳɷɳႸ‚ ᖯᓑϯ tჩє ήаʋɩgɐʈ༏ӧռ ɯօѓќᔥ∙  ʌɲ ℹɲсօɽrесt ₥ѻⅾɚɫ cɑɲ ᖯё a μᔥҿʕцˡ t༠٥ℓ⋅  ᝍ Ҟɛℓυᛧռ Ԏჩѓό٥ρ ΊIӀ