For real Eleetness, use Unicode!

32 bits of real eleet unreadability (of course, you need a Unicode-aware browser)
(reload to get a new fortune)
(after greatly reducing the fun, Mozilla seems to display most of it)

Λs ፲ ɯas pɒʃsⅰήg Pʳоʲɘсʈ ӍӐℂ﹐𐌹 ₥ɚt a Qʉʉᕁ ʷɩϯᏂ ᔥɐކɛή ℎаɕќѕ․ㅌ۷еɼγ hӓʗќ ᏂaԀ ѕёѵeɳ Ҍʊҁᔥ⁏ΕᘁⅇɽӮ ЬʋႸ Ⴙaᖙ ѕєѵѐη ₥ɒήїʕɛʃʈɑϯιοռs⁏Ꭼ٧ҿѓу ₥ӓη༏Բҿѕϯɑʈℹοɲ ћаᑺ ʃɚvёռ ѕұ₥рʈοɱᔥ∙ᔓɤmρϯ०₥ѕ‚ ɱaηɩʕℯsϯatιɵnѕ͵ ᘤцɠʃ‚ ӑռᑰ ℎɒсќˢ‚нɵሠ ɱɑnγ ∣oʃʂɐʂ at ᑭɾoʲɘᑦϯ Ⅿʌℂ﹖