For real Eleetness, use Unicode!

32 bits of real eleet unreadability (of course, you need a Unicode-aware browser)
(reload to get a new fortune)
(after greatly reducing the fun, Mozilla seems to display most of it)

ඬһ༏ˡе ௶ɷᓑʳ Բѓіҿηᑰ ђօɺᖱᔥ ɤѻц ɐʄԲѐсϯiɵռӑϯҽɫў ᑲу ᑿоtႹ ʸ٥սѓ ђaɳᑻˢ Ӯoᥳ аɼё ʃӓʄɛ‚ ʄ˚r ўσᥳ ᑦɐɲ ѠӓʈсႹ ҍόϯћ ѳʄ ɦⅰˢ․  ᝍ ᗩmᖲʳѳᔥҿ ᙫїӗʳɕҽﹺ ‟Ҭɧℯ ᑓеʋⅰɬ٬s ᗬ༏ᕪʈїoɲӓɽУ״