For real Eleetness, use Unicode!
32 bits of real eleet unreadability
(of course, you need a Unicode-aware browser)
(reload to get a new fortune)
(after greatly reducing the fun, Mozilla seems to display most of it)
Ꮃᑋɐϯ ｔᏂɨʃ ሠᅌɾɭძ ɲӗɛɗᔥ ｉᔥ ӓ ɡ٥ѻᒄ ｆᎥｖёᜭᒄѻɭｌӓɾ ρջӑᔥɱɐ Ѡⅇӑҏοή᠊