For real Eleetness, use Unicode!

32 bits of real eleet unreadability (of course, you need a Unicode-aware browser)
(reload to get a new fortune)
(after greatly reducing the fun, Mozilla seems to display most of it)

ᑕӑptӑїռ 𐌛ɚɳɲЎ′ᔥ ᒺaɯ፡ Yɵџ cӓɳ fᅌօɬ аๅⅼ ०Բ ϯᑋɛ ρɐ˚рℓҿ sѳmє ɵf ʈɧɐ ϯimɘﹺ ɑηԁ ʂ٥mҽ ɵʄ tɦɐ рɐорℓɐ ӑɺˡ οԲ ϯႹє ϯᎥmⅇܝ Ъսʈ У०џ Сɑռ’t Ϝᅌοl ന˚m‧