For real Eleetness, use Unicode!

32 bits of real eleet unreadability (of course, you need a Unicode-aware browser)
(reload to get a new fortune)
(after greatly reducing the fun, Mozilla seems to display most of it)

𐌼iќɐ᠃ ˮтᏂє 𐌅٥цʳʈҺ ᗬℹ₥eɲʃ༏σռ їʂ ɑ ʂhӑmᑲջɐᔥ?ˆᙝҽɼɲɩɛ፣ "и༠ᖲᅌɗγ ɐνєr єɱptⅰѐѕ the аsჩtʳɒУʃ﹒  Ҏɛ٥pɬѐ ɑɽҽ Տዐ Ꭵήᕪ०ήsᛧⅆѐrӑϯѐ᛫“ -ㅡ ɢӑɽу ፐѓцⅾℯɑμ‚ ˇD༠٥ɲɛˢҌսrЎˇ