For real Eleetness, use Unicode!

32 bits of real eleet unreadability (of course, you need a Unicode-aware browser)
(reload to get a new fortune)
(after greatly reducing the fun, Mozilla seems to display most of it)

Ⅰ ϯჩᛧnќ ʈᏂӓʈ ❘ sʰӑɬɫ ήℯ٧ɘɽ ˢёҽ Ά ʈᑋ༐ɲႸ аʂ ∣༠ކɐջу ɒs ӓ ϯɾɚѐ༚ ᙞᓑϯ ɑs ұоᥳ sⅇɐ ʈђҿ ϯɽɐеs hӓ۷e gօnё ҭჩɘɣ ʷɐɲt tᑋιᔥ mѳɾnΐɲg ɯ༐ϯɦ ʈҺɘ ԀаѠɳ‧ ᗋ ⅼᅌႸɠϊng Բℹʳm fɾɵ₥ оսʈ օԲ ʈɷሠռ Ⅽɐmє аɳԁ ʗћɵрҏɐᖙ ʈᏂҿ ʈreѐʃ ӓ∣ɭ ᑻӧѡή‧ ᙖџϯ 〡 wіๅɺ trⅰⅽk ϯᑋօsɚ ᑯїɼʈӮ ᔥϗʋɳϗˢ Ꭺɲԁ ሠrᛧtе ɒ ɓrӑήɖ ɳёѡ ҏσе₥ ⅽaɭɭℯძ “Ԏɽʉɲϗʃ‟・